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Calling in sick 2020

Calling in sick 2020
why i don’t own any plants
why i don’t own any plants
unnecessary hashtags
unnecessary hashtags
you said you love it here
you said you love it here
stop hitting yourself
stop hitting yourself
i wonder what the success rate was?
i wonder what the success rate was?
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
need to find my chill faster
need to find my chill faster
now take a shot!
now take a shot!
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
unflappable
unflappable
just needs a hug and some anti-depressants
just needs a hug and some anti-depressants
every saturday
every saturday
i give up
i give up
kids make the rules
kids make the rules
you went on an adventure
you went on an adventure
My+ideal+game+of+Jeopardy.
My ideal game of Jeopardy.
Who%26%238217%3Bs+more+gangster%3F
Who’s more gangster?
Be+there+or+be+square%26%238230%3B
Be there or be square…
How+to+get+fired.
How to get fired.
Join the conversation
Don%26%238217%3Bt+judge+my+meatsuit.
Don’t judge my meatsuit.
What+Would+Jesus+Do%3F
What Would Jesus Do?
Public+school+in+a+nutshell.
Public school in a nutshell.
Being+a+programmer.
Being a programmer.
Derpiest+cats+in+the+world.
Derpiest cats in the world.
Summer+is+coming.
Summer is coming.
Who+has+ever+heard+of+Nicaragua%3F
Who has ever heard of Nicaragua?
Life.
Life.