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Cursed tortilla.

Cursed tortilla.
toddlers wake up and choose violence
toddlers wake up and choose violence
dislike congress? wolves
dislike congress? wolves
unimpressed
unimpressed
devilishly good
devilishly good
unnecessary hashtags
unnecessary hashtags
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
be excellent to each other
be excellent to each other
who starts a conversation like that?
who starts a conversation like that?
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
mootball feetlong
mootball feetlong
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
why i don’t own any plants
why i don’t own any plants
you went on an adventure
you went on an adventure
every saturday
every saturday
use your freebie wisely
use your freebie wisely
this+is+why+i%26%238217%3Bm+single
this is why i’m single
this+would+never+happen+in+real+life
this would never happen in real life
and+here+i+thought+we+had+exhausted+all+these+jokes
and here i thought we had exhausted all these jokes
everything+else+is+allowed%2C+though
everything else is allowed, though
Join the conversation
did+they+take+the+taxi+on+the+ride%3F
did they take the taxi on the ride?
if+women+wrote+men+like+men+write+women
if women wrote men like men write women
glass+coke+is+my+favorite
glass coke is my favorite
does+he%3F+does+he+really%3F%3F%3F
does he? does he really???
a+battle+of+icons
a battle of icons
gonna+give+this+a+try%2C+brb
gonna give this a try, brb
their+love+was+forbidden
their love was forbidden
a+crack+in+their+armor+has+been+exposed
a crack in their armor has been exposed