Google Translate gets it.

Google Translate gets it.

men don’t start drama, they start wars

men don’t start drama, they start wars

i hear feelings can be pretty contagious

i hear feelings can be pretty contagious

diabolical

play or pass?

if i stare, it will stop ringing faster

if i stare, it will stop ringing faster

dracula’s secret

dracula’s secret

when that spatula breaks i don’t know what i’m going to do

when that spatula breaks i don’t know what i’m going to do

ikea called the no fun police

ikea called the no fun police

it’s the same movie

it’s the same movie

that new sponge feeling

that new sponge feeling

he had exactly one to give

he had exactly one to give

congratulations steak

congratulations steak

but tax breaks!

but tax breaks!

kung fu bunnies

kung fu bunnies

Dave is a leader, not a teacher

Dave is a leader, not a teacher