CHEESE SHREDDED PLEASE

A few days into Oregon self-service…

The Oregon Apocalypse

â‚¿ Life.

I could watch this news…

Disney flirting.

Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

When you are too good at being dad

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

A fisherman’s life for me.

Resist contemptible people.

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

Until next time.

If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!