CHEESE SHREDDED PLEASE
A few days into Oregon self-service…
The Oregon Apocalypse
I could watch this news…
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.
When you are too good at being dad
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
A fisherman’s life for me.
Resist contemptible people.
Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.
Until next time.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!
Join the conversation
Just in case.
No, no you cant.