the final boss is definitely compensating for something

my kind of salad bar

i wonder who it could be from!

close enough

the lids just go… poof

my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win

hair club for pups

this is the shed of a sane person

this is my super villain origin story

dun dun… dun dun…

he’s tired of living on earth

everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds

i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles

this frog is poisonous

in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time