he won’t even help pay rent

this is so petty and i love it

weapon of choice – pickle

roomba butler

the perfect break up text response

looks like the lasagna finally fought back

just a quick fling. nothing serious

the slowest minute

a capybara is a rodent

chickenless wing – because i’m on a diet

would you butt stuff?

the only reason to trap a 7 foot tall fairy creature in a salt circle

release the bees

the answer is here somewhere!

life in prison

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