been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years

been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years

toddlers wake up and choose violence

toddlers wake up and choose violence

the tactical ferret

the tactical ferret

it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all

it's like scientists don't watch movies at all

unnecessary hashtags

unnecessary hashtags

you went on an adventure

you went on an adventure

why i don’t own any plants

why i don't own any plants

every saturday

every saturday

one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it

one doesn't just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it

need to find my chill faster

need to find my chill faster

kids make the rules

kids make the rules

i give up

i give up

just needs a hug and some anti-depressants

just needs a hug and some anti-depressants

now take a shot!

now take a shot!

unflappable

unflappable
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