i feel bad for the bananaquit

i feel bad for the bananaquit

i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”

i wasn't trying to type

lighten up

lighten up

a real picatsso

a real picatsso

no punishment should be this cruel

no punishment should be this cruel

this is adorable

this is adorable

i scream, you scream, we all scream

i scream, you scream, we all scream

it fits the doggo

it fits the doggo

facebook moms don’t always know what’s best for you

facebook moms don't always know what's best for you

I don’t need it on the 18th

I don't need it on the 18th

Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?

Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?

Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!

Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!

they had so much to catch up on!

they had so much to catch up on!

they’re both full of shit

they're both full of shit

revenge is a dish best served deconstructed

revenge is a dish best served deconstructed
This+can%26%238217%3Bt+be+good+for+her+hips%26%238230%3B
This can’t be good for her hips…
Rick+and+Morty%3A+life+advice
Rick and Morty: life advice
Mine.
Mine.
Something+to+make+you+feel+tiny
Something to make you feel tiny
Join the conversation
When+Google+catches+you+picking+up+ladies+of+the+night.
When Google catches you picking up ladies of the night.
Let+the+suspense+germinate
Let the suspense germinate
My+life
My life
Super+Hero+Perspectives+on+Mere+Mortals
Super Hero Perspectives on Mere Mortals
%2Aawkwardly+maintains+eye+contact%26%238230%3B%2A
*awkwardly maintains eye contact…*
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+problem.
It’s a problem.
Does+Siri+watch+Game+of+Thrones%3F
Does Siri watch Game of Thrones?
Planetarium+Watch+is+Neat+AF
Planetarium Watch is Neat AF