geese are dicks

geese are dicks

don’t mess with his meat

don't mess with his meat

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

looking for recommendations, not advice... oh my

don’t be selfish

don't be selfish

that headline took a turn

that headline took a turn

I’ve found my calling

I've found my calling

ok john mayer

ok john mayer

that was a quick diagnosis

that was a quick diagnosis

this is a crime against eating

this is a crime against eating

i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!

i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!

This album is gonna slap

This album is gonna slap

i need more of this

i need more of this

my daily doom scrolling procedure

my daily doom scrolling procedure
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