At least you’re familiar with the metric system.

At least you're familiar with the metric system.

Logic is an asset of mine.

Logic is an asset of mine.

Do you think this is funny, AAPL?

Do you think this is funny, AAPL?

The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.

The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.

b a d t h

b a d t h

It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.

It's ugh, sweater weather, apparently.

How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?

How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?

Unicorns are less magical in real life…

Unicorns are less magical in real life...

Shrek is god, indeed.

Shrek is god, indeed.

The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.

The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.

Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.

Blow me. - Bouquet, probably.

Just a matter of paperwork, brother.

Just a matter of paperwork, brother.

Works about a quarter of the time.

Works about a quarter of the time.

Do you even floss…?

Do you even floss...?

The transition is complete…

The transition is complete...
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