please don’t be spam…

sea urchins love hats

there’s no way a home made this soup

live laugh lobotomy

it has stories to tell

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

ode de febreeze

avoiding people in public is exhausting

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

mephisto signing off off of zoom

he had too many balls in the air

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

purr-fect

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

i live at the zoo now