those were the dog days

too bad he can’t ever use it

funny how that overlaps…

Fallin’ in debt with me

this Wish ad leaves me with so, so many questions

dangit, self-improvement

you’re telling me I can do all those things my mom said no to, now?!

getting prepared for a wedding toast

how could they make this mistake!

10 Horse Memes that Aren’t Horsing Around

the three energies of toddler

i don’t want to wait for the inevitable movie that comes out about this starring mark wahlberg

even the signs peer pressure you

if only there was some sort of way to tell where they are…

faster, peasant, I desire to excrete

we’ve been playing it wrong our whole life