please mute yourself for my convenience
Listen to your heart.
I would have died.
Why you don’t look cool.
They think it is Dubstep.
How did I die?
Are you afraid of heights?
I’d totally eat you last.
Teach your children well.
I want to belieb.
Now that does put a smile on my face.
Join the conversation
I mean… not historically, no.
Rice crispies are meant to be eaten.
Words, circa LA 2020.
Pre historic Parasite attempting to escape from its host as it is drowning in Amber.
The first rule of ‘˜squatch club is…
Please can we just do a regular doctor this time?
Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.
There is no defeating god without maternity and paternity leave.