where would you drop the lord of the rings f bomb?

Costco parking lot when the government tries to convince us there is no shortage of carrots…

Won’t somebody please think of the eggs?!

POST pandemic dating might be extraordinarily emotional.

Instinct is as instinct does.

Ban pillow fighting.

*subscribes to Gisney+*

The Doge is My Shepherd, I shall not leave.

Crazy chicken ladies exist, in addition.

Zoom zooooom

A N K L E knowledge.

Get this kid a certificate of excellence…

Proposed airline seating POST COVID-19.

Sleep sweet, wee one.

So quick to judge… we were.

*gives gran covid*