Hello, America?

Wiping away the tears.

Stop Talking.

Everything lime green is evil.

Playing video games after a 17 year hiatus.

This is called a planetarian watch. It is beautiful.

Summer in England.

Bald guys are hot

Ma, I’m gay.

ALL the bubble wrap!

Smashed potatoes.

Monty Python is absolutely the best.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

Happy to talk.

When I’m trying to come across as classy on a date.