% Feeling Lucky? %

who has it worse?

who has it worse?
Have you ever wanted to punch a child?
Have you ever wanted to punch a child?
Not as fun…
Not as fun…
Tea-rex.
Tea-rex.
Please be troll.
Please be troll.
Hipster Voldy.
Hipster Voldy.
Words.
Words.
Every time.
Every time.
Dreamsicle.
Dreamsicle.
You gonna eat that chair?
You gonna eat that chair?
Back off.
Back off.
Severus Franklin.
Severus Franklin.
How to take your shirt off.
How to take your shirt off.
Do want.
Do want.
You’re not my real mom!
You’re not my real mom!
Lies!
Lies!
Beauty+and+the+thirst.
Beauty and the thirst.
Preach.
Preach.
Uncalibrated+danger+noodle%26%238230%3B
Uncalibrated danger noodle…
Gene+Autry%26%238217%3Bs+Cowboy+Code%2C+circa+1940.
Gene Autry’s Cowboy Code, circa 1940.
Join the conversation
Help+India+Breathe
Help India Breathe
Words
Words
I%26%238217%3Bm+something+of+an+actor%26%238230%3B
I’m something of an actor…
Your+breath+stinks%2C+Ted.
Your breath stinks, Ted.
Imagine+suddenly+becoming+the+face+of+unemployment%26%238230%3B
Imagine suddenly becoming the face of unemployment…
If+I+drink+one+every+morning%2C+one+day+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+strong+enough+to+defeat+Bill+Gates.
If I drink one every morning, one day I’ll be strong enough to defeat Bill Gates.
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+starch%26%238230%3B
He didn’t even starch…
Sears+could+make+a+comeback.
Sears could make a comeback.