what is this sorcery

when she says that she only dates serious guys

They’re plans. Damn good ones too.

Your offering pleases me tiny human

Solar system according to flat earthers

Comcast really nailed it with their April Fools ad!

Damn nature. That’s pretty cool.

Be nice to your barista.

This and a Camelbak full of wine.

How to get kicked out of your web design class.

The United States Navy has announced that they will be building a war ship dedicated to POTUS, named the USS Donald J. Trump

How does a bill become law?

Dad jokes are evolving

Skypin’ my gurl with bad WIFI :/

Best job application ever

Couldn’t possibly be anything worse? No? Ok.