Someone made a Lego figure of the United Airlines passenger.

Someone made a Lego figure of the United Airlines passenger.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

@ 4am…

The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.

The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.

Seems like a real page turner.

Seems like a real page turner.

Netflix, chill.

Netflix, chill.

I would eat this sopa.

I would eat this sopa.

I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…

Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…

I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.

I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.

The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.

Interacting with strangers at 88MPH

Interacting with strangers at 88MPH

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

He’s the king of the world.

He’s the king of the world.

I wonder how much their textbooks are.

I wonder how much their textbooks are.