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This Adidas email I just received

This Adidas email I just received
Taiwan Special Forces with bullet proof face masks look like they take sample c-19 pretty serious.
Taiwan Special Forces with bullet proof face masks look like they take sample c-19 pretty serious.
Meet Mr. Trump’s council to reopen America.
Meet Mr. Trump’s council to reopen America.
Working from home, properly.
Working from home, properly.
Can you feel the howling?
Can you feel the howling?
Peace was always an option.
Peace was always an option.
The Boy Who Lived.
The Boy Who Lived.
Interviewer: what’s your greatest talent? Me putting my skillz on display:
Interviewer: what’s your greatest talent? Me putting my skillz on display:
Whomever said the sciences and religion don’t mix?
Whomever said the sciences and religion don’t mix?
Turns out the UK government use the same font as cards against humanity.
Turns out the UK government use the same font as cards against humanity.
A calculator that looks like chocolate, smells like chocolate, and comes in a wrapper, too.
A calculator that looks like chocolate, smells like chocolate, and comes in a wrapper, too.
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Hagrid, naturally.
Hagrid, naturally.
debauchery at its worst.
debauchery at its worst.
Oh the times, they are a changin’
Oh the times, they are a changin’
Or maybe, and hear me out, USPS should charge more?
Or maybe, and hear me out, USPS should charge more?
How+I+feel+when+I+have+long+hair.
How I feel when I have long hair.
The+Borg+will+assimilate+you.
The Borg will assimilate you.
Words.
Words.
3rd+world+kid+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+understand+Apple+store.
3rd world kid doesn’t understand Apple store.
Join the conversation
Every+time.
Every time.
When+kids+write+letters+to+God.
When kids write letters to God.
BURN+IT+WITH+FIRE%21
BURN IT WITH FIRE!
Ermagerd+Clerp+Clerps%21
Ermagerd Clerp Clerps!
Never+tell+your+problems+to+anyone.
Never tell your problems to anyone.
Explain+how+this+happens.
Explain how this happens.
Who+said+YOLO%3F%21
Who said YOLO?!
Good+luck+being+inebriated.
Good luck being inebriated.