the original and still most unanswered question philosophers always ask

why do we exist question

I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.

I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.

How to get a tank.

How to get a tank.

Behind the mask.

Behind the mask.

Danke you.

You wouldn’t understand.

You wouldn’t understand.

How do you park your car?

How do you park your car?

Tourist vs. art graduate vs. Asian.

Tourist vs. art graduate vs. Asian.

I’m super lazy!!

I’m super lazy!!

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

Cats are jerks.

Cats are jerks.

She laughs?!

Public service announcement.

Public service announcement.

I MAED DIS.

Numbers.

How to troll your kids.

How to troll your kids.