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when you think the world is against you just eat and then go to sleep

tweet about the importance of sleep
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
A great analogy for computer viruses.
A great analogy for computer viruses.
Foot petting.
Foot petting.
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
John Wayne as a child.
John Wayne as a child.
Here’s a riddle, son.
Here’s a riddle, son.
Pure fear.
Pure fear.
Coke phone.
Coke phone.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Solar parking shades.
Solar parking shades.
I’m on drugs?
I’m on drugs?
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
Nice song you have there…
Nice song you have there…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
Eat+your+veggies.
Eat your veggies.
%26%238230%3Band+then+I+ate+a+panda.
…and then I ate a panda.
Super+Bowl+party+etiquette.
Super Bowl party etiquette.
Equality.
Equality.
Join the conversation
I+need+a+taco+holder.
I need a taco holder.
Still+a+better+love+story+than+Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Socks%2C+sandals%2C+my+dad.
Socks, sandals, my dad.
That+awkward+moment%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment…
Oh%2C+you+wear+a+Northface+jacket%3F
Oh, you wear a Northface jacket?
True+90%26%238217%3Bs+kids+will+understand.
True 90’s kids will understand.
I%26%238217%3Bm+kind+of+a+big+dill.
I’m kind of a big dill.
Friend+zone%3F
Friend zone?