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The Nintendo Switch commercials really didn’t lie about the picking up girls part.

The Nintendo Switch commercials really didn't lie about the picking up girls part.
My heart broke and I don’t know why…
My heart broke and I don’t know why…
Please follow instuctions on the screen.
Please follow instuctions on the screen.
Old 7-Up ads were… highly effective.
Old 7-Up ads were… highly effective.
Easy does it.
Easy does it.
Cursed Elvis would like to sing you the song of it’s people.
Cursed Elvis would like to sing you the song of it’s people.
It’s better than coning.
It’s better than coning.
Mix Ma$ter Martha
Mix Ma$ter Martha
All hail the guardians of the discarded..
All hail the guardians of the discarded..
Muh Qween…
Muh Qween…
What a mom* move.
What a mom* move.
Generic American Slices From SunnyAcres!
Generic American Slices From SunnyAcres!
NOT IN MY HOUSE
NOT IN MY HOUSE
Feed all humans…
Feed all humans…
This news is good news.
This news is good news.
Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
The+reboot+has+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B+%5Bright+to+left%5D
The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]
Just+twin+things.
Just twin things.
Listen+lowercase+mike%2C+you+seem+like+a+nice+guy+and+all%26%238230%3B
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
Love+yourself%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
Join the conversation
I+wonder+how+much+their+textbooks+are.
I wonder how much their textbooks are.
I+would+eat+this+sopa.
I would eat this sopa.
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Seems+like+a+real+page+turner.
Seems like a real page turner.
The+baked+goods+have+spoken%21
The baked goods have spoken!
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Interacting+with+strangers+at+88MPH
Interacting with strangers at 88MPH
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+rhetoric+2020.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.