The only time I’ll ever have Emma Watson on my banana.

The only time I'll ever have Emma Watson on my banana.

Words, circa LA 2020.

Words, circa LA 2020.

There is no defeating god without maternity and paternity leave.

There is no defeating god without maternity and paternity leave.

This is what it’s like when rain attac.

This is what it’s like when rain attac.

my lawd issa punkin.

my lawd issa punkin.

Please can we just do a regular doctor this time?

Please can we just do a regular doctor this time?

Slightly used, allegedly racist

Slightly used, allegedly racist

Now that does put a smile on my face.

Now that does put a smile on my face.

Remember that one time?

Remember that one time?

I want to belieb.

I want to belieb.

Elijah cared for the small, furry ones.

Elijah cared for the small, furry ones.

RIP In Paste

The first rule of ‘˜squatch club is…

The first rule of ‘˜squatch club is…

Clackamas United Church Of Christ checking in.

Clackamas United Church Of Christ checking in.

I mean… not historically, no.

I mean… not historically, no.

A few bad apples are spoiling the entire peck.

A few bad apples are spoiling the entire peck.