this is important

Extreme bubble wrap challenge.

Extreme bubble wrap challenge.

Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.

Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.

When your wife is actually garbage.

When your wife is actually garbage.

The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.

The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.

Doing my best.

I don’t prank well…

I don’t prank well…

Human fingers are fun.

Human fingers are fun.

Yeah that seems pretty accurate, actually.

Yeah that seems pretty accurate, actually.

Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.

Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.

It’s real in my heart.

It’s real in my heart.

Water vs alcohol

Water vs alcohol

A wholesome NYC experience.

A wholesome NYC experience.

This kid Risks.

This kid Risks.

Serving and protecing.

Serving and protecing.

Knock knock.