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Truth.
Truth.
I whip my hare back and forth.
I whip my hare back and forth.
Female == Iron Man.
Female == Iron Man.
This shrimp is great!
This shrimp is great!
Every freaking time.
Every freaking time.
True story.
True story.
Let’s go to Candy Mountain, they said…
Let’s go to Candy Mountain, they said…
Words.
Words.
Where’s the rum?!
Where’s the rum?!
Moustaches make a difference.
Moustaches make a difference.
…be lazy?
…be lazy?
How the dinosaurs died.
How the dinosaurs died.
Uncanny.
Uncanny.
Slow clap.
Slow clap.
Deschanel for President.
Deschanel for President.
%2Aanxiety+sets+in%2A
*anxiety sets in*
always+have+a+deck+on+me+for+this+exact+reason
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
You%26%238217%3Bre+right%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+not
You’re right, I’m not
So+realistic
So realistic
Join the conversation
They+had+to+say+something%2C+right%3F
They had to say something, right?
Better+than+the+live-action+remake%2C+tbh
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Always+listen+to+a+smart+woman
Always listen to a smart woman
Good-bye+forever%2C+keys
Good-bye forever, keys
Never+trust+an+animal+dressed+in+a+tuxedo
Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo
Employee+of+the+month+multiple+times
Employee of the month multiple times
The+only+good+use+of+the+butterfly+effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect
what+about+a+taco+shell+of+shame%2C+next%3F
what about a taco shell of shame, next?