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Japan juicebox is cooler than you.

Japan juicebox is cooler than you.

10 reasons to ban gay marriage.

10 reasons to ban gay marriage.

Words.

Words.

How to parent.

How to parent.

Remember this lady?

Remember this lady?

I cried all the tears.

I cried all the tears.

Wife level 439932.

Wife level 439932.

Admit it.

Admit it.

Childhood defined.

Childhood defined.

POP!

POP!

*Brag alert*

*Brag alert*

#thingslongerthankimsmarriage

#thingslongerthankimsmarriage

Today, at Starbucks…

Today, at Starbucks...

Harry Potter facts you probably didn’t know.

Harry Potter facts you probably didn't know.

Pick a number from 1-100.

Pick a number from 1-100.
Baby+seal+boops+are+best+boops.
Baby seal boops are best boops.
Somebody+needs+to+visit+their+Dear+Auntie.
Somebody needs to visit their Dear Auntie.
Just+a+matter+of+paperwork%2C+brother.
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Unicorns+are+less+magical+in+real+life%26%238230%3B
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
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It%26%238217%3Bs+ugh%2C+sweater+weather%2C+apparently.
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
You+said+you+weren%26%238217%3Bt+hungry%2C+babe.
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+Futurama+episode%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this Futurama episode…
Shrek+is+god%2C+indeed.
Shrek is god, indeed.
Care+for+pre-toad.
Care for pre-toad.
Do+you+even+floss%26%238230%3B%3F
Do you even floss…?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Blow+me.+%26%238211%3B+Bouquet%2C+probably.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.