The taters were fecking RAWWW

The taters were fecking RAWWW

We’ve made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.

We've made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.

Snipper no snipping!

Snipper no snipping!

Got to kiss gato.

Got to kiss gato.

Yeehaw indeed, buckaroo.

Yeehaw indeed, buckaroo.

I’ve seen this Futurama episode…

I've seen this Futurama episode...I've seen this Futurama episode...

War continues to be hell.

War continues to be hell.

Somebody needs to visit their Dear Auntie.

Somebody needs to visit their Dear Auntie.

The lumber black market is boppin’ these days.

The lumber black market is boppin’ these days.

Baby seal boops are best boops.

Baby seal boops are best boops.

L A M P of friendship.

L A M P of friendship.

Gato your nose…

Gato your nose...

Just keep cooking…

Just keep cooking...

Maude, one hell of a marine.

Maude, one hell of a marine.

French limes are nice this time of year.

French limes are nice this time of year.
dam%5Bm%5Dit
dam[m]it
Please+support+The+Cornelius+Foundation
Please support The Cornelius Foundation
Advanced+flirting.
Advanced flirting.
Bearly+qualified.
Bearly qualified.
Join the conversation
Hydrate+them+damn+bees.
Hydrate them damn bees.
Fill%26%238217%3Br+up%21
Fill’r up!
Jesus+Christ+Marie%2C+they%26%238217%3Bre+not+rocks.+They%26%238217%3Bre+minerals.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.
The+Do%26%238217%3Bs+and+Do+Not%26%238217%3Bs+of+Fencing
The Do’s and Do Not’s of Fencing
How+astute%2C+Senator.
How astute, Senator.
Let+the+games+begin%21
Let the games begin!
Hitting+Intergalactic+charts+%28eventually%29%2C+circa+1985.
Hitting Intergalactic charts (eventually), circa 1985.
Nobody+owes+you+a+smile.
Nobody owes you a smile.