code red: out of brita filters

no need for backup, he’s backup

“available anytime”

heavy meow-chinery

white paw to e4

the fit says vacation, the brain says genius

talent: under construction, batteries not included

running Excel like it’s Skyrim

“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”

bones don’t lie, but I might

this turtle is my emotional support IT department

I brought a puppet to help explain

He slimed into the meeting like a boss.

too small for backspace

meetings end, meltdowns begin

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