was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

CSI: disneyland

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

he can’t hear you!

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

did you know e.t. had a last name?

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

fred durst was right

well monitored situation

logical thinking

it’s a dad thing

Husband leaves vasectomy appointment with incredible swag

ducks have unlimited power

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